Over wine, three suburban wives were discussing how they kept their marriages exciting.

“I leave little love notes in his pockets,” said the first.

“I occasionally answer the door wearing something daring,” said the second.

Linda took a sip. “I texted my husband: ‘Come home early. I’m wearing that little black number you love, and you can do whatever you want.’”

Her friends leaned forward. “Did he rush home?”

“Twenty minutes. Fastest commute of his life.”

“And?”

“He found me in my black dress, standing beside the vacuum.”

“What happened to ‘whatever you want’?”

“I kept my promise. Upstairs or downstairs. His choice.”

“Was he disappointed?”

“At first. Then I whispered, ‘If you handle that properly, I’ll let you do it again next Saturday.’”😂🤣