A man was relaxing at an upscale bar after work when an unbelievably beautiful young woman walked in.
She was so stunning that he couldn’t stop looking at her.
Noticing his gaze, she smiled, walked straight over to him, and said:
“For $100, I’ll do absolutely anything you want… no matter how unusual or outrageous… on one condition.”
The man nearly spilled his drink.
“What’s the condition?” he asked.
“You have to tell me what you want in only three words.”
The bar suddenly seemed very quiet.
The man thought for a moment, slowly reached into his wallet, and counted out five crisp $20 bills.
He placed them gently in her hand, looked her straight in the eyes, and said:
“Paint. My. House.”
The woman stared at him in disbelief.
The man shrugged and took a sip of his drink.
He smiled and added, “At today’s contractor rates, that’s the best hundred bucks I’ve ever spent.” 😄
