When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money, and his best friend, he became so depressed that his doctor finally sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe walked into the psychiatrist’s office looking…
A Collection of Unexpected Twists, Clever Comebacks, and…
A bricklayer at my husband’s construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. “I’m sick and tired of getting the same old thing!” he shouted one day. “Tonight, I’ll set my wife…
He Was About to Propose on a London…
We dated for 5 years. He planned a rooftop dinner, candles, roses, my favorite song playing. It was a crisp autumn evening in London, the kind where the city lights looked like fallen stars scattered…
Two Drunken Misadventures That Take Unexpected Turns
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he decided to give him a break. Instead of arresting him, he made him park the car…
My Mom Lost Her Baby After Her Boss…
My mom was nine months pregnant and still working twelve-hour shifts. We lived in a cramped, drafty apartment on the outskirts of Birmingham, where the windows rattled whenever the wind picked up and the rent…
The Doctor’s Advice Backfires: Four Hilarious Dreams That…
A patient complained to a doctor that he wet his bed every night. “Before it happens, do you see any dreams?” the doctor asked. “Yes, doctor. Usually, I see a dream in which a small…
The Garbage Cans, the Dog’s Birthday, and the…
For months, my neighbor’s trash cans had been blocking our shared driveway, and the stench was becoming unbearable. I had tried moving them myself, hoping the problem would somehow resolve itself, but every time I…
The Garbage Cans, the Dog’s Birthday, and the…
For months, my neighbor’s trash cans had been blocking our shared driveway, and the stench was becoming unbearable. I had tried moving them myself, hoping the problem would somehow resolve itself, but every time I…
The Customer Service Mix-Up, Little Johnny’s Blunders, and…
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa finally decided that spelling it out would be easier. “A for apple,”…








