Ruby, the club’s most popular dancer, had admirers sending her flowers, buying her champagne, and insisting they were the reason she smiled onstage.

One evening, three of them cornered her by the bar.

“You winked at me during your dance,” said the first.

“You blew me a kiss,” said the second.

“And you told me I was the man of your dreams!” declared the third.

Ruby took a slow sip of champagne.

“Gentlemen, I’m a professional. I believe in giving every customer a memorable evening.”

“But which one of us would you actually take home?” demanded the third.

Ruby smiled. “The one who can follow instructions.”

All three immediately straightened their ties.

She handed them her coat and three heavy bags.

“Wonderful. My husband’s outside. He’s been complaining that nobody ever helps him load the car.”😂🤣