Four Arizona ladies were sitting beside a Scottsdale pool, discussing their retired husbands.

“When we were young, Frank used to sneak out of his parents’ house just to see me,” said Betty. “Now he sneaks out of ours whenever I mention vacuuming.”

“Mine used to whisper, ‘Let’s do something naughty,’” said Carol. “These days, that means eating cheesecake before his cholesterol test.”

Linda laughed. “My husband still chases me around the bedroom.”

The other three looked impressed.

“Only because I’ve got the remote tucked in my bra.”

Then Dorothy lowered her sunglasses.

“Last night, mine said, ‘Put on that little outfit you wore when we first got married. I want to feel twenty-five again.’”

“Well?” Betty asked. “Did it work?”

“Beautifully. I put it on, walked into the living room, and told him my parents were coming to stay.”

“What happened?”

“He climbed out the bedroom window. First exercise he’s had since retirement.”😂🤣