After twenty years of serving couples on dates, waitress Rosie could spot trouble before she poured the water.

One Friday, a handsome young man arrived with a woman who seemed thoroughly impressed by him.

“Bring us your finest wine,” he told Rosie. “Tonight, money is no object.”

Rosie raised an eyebrow. “Lovely. Shall I bring the expensive menus or the honest ones?”

“The expensive ones!” he laughed.

Throughout dinner, he boasted about his sports car, his beach house, and his incredible stamina.

Finally, he leaned across the table and whispered, “After dessert, how about we go somewhere more private?”

The woman smiled. “First, tell me—are you always this generous?”

“Sweetheart, when I want something, I spare no expense.”

Rosie arrived with the bill. He glanced at it and went pale.

“Good heavens! Is there a cheaper way to finish this evening?”

Rosie nodded toward the sink.

“Absolutely. And since you’ve been bragging about your stamina, you can wash her dishes too.”😂🤣