After moving to America, a Chinese family proudly gathered around the dinner table.
Grandson: “Grandpa, do you like living in America now?”
Grandpa smiled. “Oh yes! The roads are amazing, the people are friendly, and everything arrives the next day.”
Dad laughed. “See? We told you you’d love it here.”
Grandpa nodded thoughtfully and said, “There’s only one problem.”
Everyone leaned in.
Mom asked, “What’s that?”
Grandpa sighed dramatically.
“I’ve been here three years… and not one neighbor has asked me to fix their Wi-Fi. Back in China, I was a respected technology genius.”
The grandson burst out laughing.
“Grandpa… you never fixed Wi-Fi back home!”
Grandpa grinned.
“I know… but nobody here knows that either!” 😄
