At a Florida retirement community’s singles night, 74-year-old Frank sat beside a glamorous woman named Betty.

“I’ve got a condo, a convertible, and enough money to keep a beautiful woman very happy,” he announced.

Betty smiled. “And how’s your stamina?”

“Excellent. I played eighteen holes this morning.”

“Impressive. Can you still make a woman scream?”

Before Frank could answer, his wife appeared behind him.

“He certainly can,” she said. “Ask him what he paid for that convertible.”

Betty nearly spilled her wine. “You told me you were single!”

Frank swallowed. “I said I came here alone.”

His wife grabbed a chair.

“And now,” she said, “you’ll be leaving here supervised.”😂🤣