A ladies’ tailor in town had a legendary reputation—not for his stitching, but for his excuses.
Every customer who came to collect her dress heard a brand-new story.
One week:
“Madam, the electricity went out right when I was sewing your sleeves.”
The next week:
“Madam, my measuring tape got stolen. How can a tailor work without measurements?”
Then:
“Madam, my sewing machine became emotional and stopped working after watching a sad drama!”
One frustrated lady finally ordered a dress for her daughter’s wedding and was promised delivery in seven days.
A month later, she stormed into the shop.
“Enough! Every time I come here, you have a new excuse. Tell me honestly—when will my dress be ready?”
The tailor smiled confidently and said,
“Madam, very soon!”
The lady snapped,
“You said that four weeks ago!”
The tailor nodded and replied,
“Exactly, Madam! If I can keep delivering fresh excuses every week, imagine how carefully I’m preparing your dress!” 😂🤣✂️🧵
