A senior American politician in his seventies was famous for two things:
giving long speeches… and standing suspiciously close to young women at party events.
At one glamorous fundraiser, he spotted a stunning young blonde volunteer carrying champagne.
He smiled confidently and whispered,
“Sweetheart, back in my day, women at these parties loved powerful older men.”
The woman grinned and replied,
“That’s adorable, Senator… but back in your day, people also used fax machines.”
The senator chuckled nervously.
Trying to recover, he leaned closer and said,
“You know, experience is very attractive.”
She nodded thoughtfully.
“So are retirement homes. My grandmother loves them.”
A nearby donor overheard and burst out laughing.
The senator straightened his tie and muttered,
“Young people today have no respect.”
The blonde took a sip of champagne and smiled:
“Oh, we respect you, Senator… we just don’t want to date history.”😂🤣
