A nun rushes into a public restroom, clearly panicking.
“Excuse me,” she says, “is anyone here who can help me?”
A calm voice replies, “I can… I’m blind, but I’ll do my best.”
Relieved, she says, “Oh thank heavens… I just need guidance.”
He nods, “No problem, Sister… describe what you need.”
A few awkward seconds pass… then she whispers something.
The blind man freezes… then slowly smiles.
“Well,” he says, “good news is… I can’t see anything.”
“Bad news?” he adds, grinning…
“I suddenly wish I could.” 😄
