At a family barbecue, Linda’s husband, Tom, sucked in his stomach and announced, “If I ever win the lottery, I’m getting myself a trophy wife.”

Linda calmly buttered her corn.

Their daughter gasped. “Mom! Aren’t you going to say something?”

“What’s there to say?” Linda replied. “Apparently, your father needs several million dollars to find another woman willing to live with him.”

Everyone burst out laughing.

Tom tried to recover. “You used to say I was the man of your dreams!”

“I did,” Linda said. “Then we got married, and you started waking me up to ask where we keep the towels.”

His mother leaned across the table.

“Let him buy a lottery ticket, sweetheart.”

Tom grinned. “Thank you, Mom!”

She patted Linda’s hand.

“If he wins, we can finally afford to hire someone to finish raising him.”😂🤣