Father Michael was walking through the church one summer afternoon when he noticed Sister Agnes fanning herself furiously. "Goodness, Sister," he said, "it's hot in here. Why don't you turn the thermostat down?" Sister Agnes…
They Tried to Stay Holy… Until the Train…
A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins. In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying…
Holy Water & Hot Gossip
At a church picnic in Texas, Father Murphy noticed Sister Angela staring suspiciously at the dessert table. “Something wrong, Sister?” he asked. She whispered, “Father, I saw Sister Margaret slip two éclairs into her purse.”…
The Family Reunion Dress Code Disaster
At a huge summer family reunion in Texas, Aunt Linda decided everyone should “dress classy” for the annual barbecue photos. Her niece Emily showed up in a very tight red dress that immediately made half…
Too Much Muscle, Not Enough Miracle
A massive bodybuilder named Rick was showing off in front of his girlfriend, Jenna, after winning a local competition. Standing shirtless in the kitchen, he kissed his bicep and said,“Feel that? That’s pure steel.” Jenna…
The Priest And The Nun’s Confession Gone Wrong
A young priest and a young nun were assigned to the same church, and over time, they became very close friends. One evening, after a long day, the nun nervously said,“Father… I must confess something.”…
When a “Blind Man” Entered the Convent, Nothing…
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where the Mother Superior was taking a shower.“There’s a blind man here to see you,” she announced. “Well, if he’s blind, then it doesn’t matter if…
Montana’s “Strong Coffee” Problem
A woman from Montana goes to her doctor, concerned about her husband’s lack of interest in… well, anything romantic. The doctor asks, “Have you tried Viagra?” She shakes her head. “Not a chance. He won’t…
When a Doctor’s Dispute Becomes the Ultimate Dose…
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her,“You aren’t so good in bed either!”Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, guilt began to gnaw at him. He…










