They Tried to Stay Holy… Until the Train…

A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins. In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying…

Holy Water & Hot Gossip

At a church picnic in Texas, Father Murphy noticed Sister Angela staring suspiciously at the dessert table. “Something wrong, Sister?” he asked. She whispered, “Father, I saw Sister Margaret slip two éclairs into her purse.”…

The Family Reunion Dress Code Disaster

At a huge summer family reunion in Texas, Aunt Linda decided everyone should “dress classy” for the annual barbecue photos. Her niece Emily showed up in a very tight red dress that immediately made half…

Too Much Muscle, Not Enough Miracle

A massive bodybuilder named Rick was showing off in front of his girlfriend, Jenna, after winning a local competition. Standing shirtless in the kitchen, he kissed his bicep and said,“Feel that? That’s pure steel.” Jenna…

The Priest And The Nun’s Confession Gone Wrong

A young priest and a young nun were assigned to the same church, and over time, they became very close friends. One evening, after a long day, the nun nervously said,“Father… I must confess something.”…

Montana’s “Strong Coffee” Problem

A woman from Montana goes to her doctor, concerned about her husband’s lack of interest in… well, anything romantic. The doctor asks, “Have you tried Viagra?” She shakes her head. “Not a chance. He won’t…