1. The Silent Treatment Husband: “My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.”😄 2. The Argument Wife: “I’m not talking to you for a week!”Husband: “That’s fine.” A week later…Husband: “Hey,…
Four Legs Under the Blanket… And One Brutal…
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat…
The Priest and Doctor Argued About When Life…
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar “In the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is…
The Countdown That Ended a Marriage Fight in…
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me by then, I am going…
Young Wife Thought She Was Smart—But Old Husband…
A young woman married a much older, wealthy man. One evening, she asked him sweetly,“Darling… if you die, will you leave everything to me?” The old husband smiled calmly and said,“Of course, my love. Everything…
The Nun Was Smiling—Until Johnny Gave That Answer
A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Suzy eagerly raised her hand. “I think…
The Nun, The Cab Ride, And The Twist…
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want…
The Doctor Said “Prepare for the Worst”… So…
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in critical condition. On his way home, his wife called him, her voice trembling with worry. “So… how’s my mom doing?” she asked.…
“Caught Red-Handed… So He Blamed The Cat!”
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous…