An HR director and a CEO are discussing the performance of their most “adventurous” sales executive.
“We have a problem,” the HR director sighs. “I just found out that every time Greg goes on a business trip, he charges ‘Professional Intimacy’ to the company card. It’s costing us thousands.”
The CEO leans back, sips his scotch, and asks, “Well, does he close the deals?”
“He has a 100% success rate,” the HR director admits. “The clients are thrilled, the contracts are signed, and the revenue is through the roof.”
The CEO nods slowly. “In that case, don’t fire him. Just change his job title to ‘Head of Penetration Testing’ and move his expenses to the R&D budget.”😂
