A professional swimmer finally took a rare day off and invited his girlfriend over to the pool for a romantic evening. He dove in, did ten flawless laps, touched the wall, and climbed out like…
A Drunk Husband Tried to Outsmart His Wife……
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot…
When Nuns Get Honest About Men… The Ending…
At a convent, a group of young nuns were secretly chatting late at night… One of them whispers,“Okay, serious question… if you had to choose—would you pick a rich man, a handsome man, or a…
After 50 Years Of Marriage… He Finally Told…
An old couple had been married for over 50 years. One evening, as they sat quietly after dinner, the old lady looked at her husband and said,“Tell me honestly… have you ever cheated on me?”…
The Priest, The Nun… and the “Modern Problem”
A young nun walked into the confessional and whispered,“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned… I’ve been using social media too much.” The old priest sighed, “My child, what kind of content are you watching?”…
She Said She Was Wearing His Love… But…
A boyfriend texts his girlfriend late at night: “Hey, what are you wearing right now?” She replies: “The smile you gave me earlier.” The boyfriend blushes and texts back: “Aww… that’s sweet.” A minute later…
“Marriage Moments That Are Too Real (And Too…
1. The Silent Treatment Husband: “My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met.”😄 2. The Argument Wife: “I’m not talking to you for a week!”Husband: “That’s fine.” A week later…Husband: “Hey,…
One Priest, One Nun, And A Joke That…
A priest and a nun were out golfing together. On the first hole, the priest swings… and completely misses. “Damn it, I missed!” he mutters. The nun gently says, “Father, please watch your language.” On…
Four Legs Under the Blanket… And One Brutal…
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat…