A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied, in a loud voice, NO, I…

A priest took a beautiful woman in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the woman to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the…

One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps…

1️⃣ The Memory Test A wife asked her husband,“Do you even remember what today is?” The husband panicked and rushed out.That evening he came home with flowers, chocolates, and a diamond ring. The wife burst…

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works her way through the crowd and steps up…

A nun entered the confessional and whispered, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest asked gently, “What happened, Sister?” She said nervously, “I accidentally saw a naked man this morning.” The priest asked,…

A young nun had just joined a monastery. She was kind, devoted… and incredibly curious. One afternoon she approached the head priest and asked, “Father, I have a question.” The priest smiled. “Of course, Sister.”…

A curious young nun asked the priest, “Father, can I ask you something personal?” The priest hesitated but nodded. “Of course, Sister.” She whispered, “Why do priests always walk so calmly, but monks walk so…