The office clerk was finally home after a long day of filing and data entry. His fiancée, looking stunning in a silk robe, greeted him with a glass of wine and a mischievous look in…

The village of Oakhaven was so small that the local priest, Father Miller, and the town’s only doctor, Dr. Sterling, had to share a tiny office building right next to the pub. One Sunday, the…

The aging media mogul Rupert "Old Guard" Stone, a man who owned three satellites and zero original hips, was celebrating his 98th birthday at his penthouse. He was flanked by his newest "discovery," a 23-year-old…

An experienced captain was mentoring a beautiful young flight attendant on her first long-haul flight. Trying to be helpful, he leaned in and whispered, "Listen, if you ever get into a tight spot with a…

A veteran train driver is talking to a trainee about the "rhythm" of the rails. "Driving a train is a lot like a long-term relationship," the veteran says, leaning back in his chair. "At first,…

Grandma decided to spice things up. She went into the bedroom, put on a sheer, lacy negligee she’d saved for decades, and struck a provocative pose on the edge of the bed. Grandpa walked in,…

A high school teacher was grading papers late at night when she noticed her most handsome—but least studious—student had left a note on the back of his failing physics exam. It read: "I’d do anything…

A young, ruggedly handsome handyman was hired to repair the plumbing at a local convent. After a long, sweaty day of working under sinks, he was heading toward the exit when a stunningly beautiful young…