A professional swimmer finally took a rare day off and invited his girlfriend over to the pool for a romantic evening. He dove in, did ten flawless laps, touched the wall, and climbed out like…
Young Wife Thought She Was Smart—But Old Husband…
A young woman married a much older, wealthy man. One evening, she asked him sweetly,“Darling… if you die, will you leave everything to me?” The old husband smiled calmly and said,“Of course, my love. Everything…
The Nun Was Smiling—Until Johnny Gave That Answer
A nun was teaching Sunday school one morning when she asked her class, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Suzy eagerly raised her hand. “I think…
The Nun, The Cab Ride, And The Twist…
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want…
The Doctor Said “Prepare for the Worst”… So…
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in critical condition. On his way home, his wife called him, her voice trembling with worry. “So… how’s my mom doing?” she asked.…
“Caught Red-Handed… So He Blamed The Cat!”
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous…
The Professor’s Alcohol Experiment Backfires—And Johnny’s Answer Steals…
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class…
A priest and a nun were on a…
A priest and a nun were on a long road trip when their car broke down. With no help in sight, they found a tiny roadside motel—only one room left. The priest said, “Sister, you…
No One Knows His Name, But This Boy’s…
A little boy from Africa has recently captured the internet’s attention, sending social media users into a frenzy because of his extraordinary appearance. Although no one seems to know his name, age, or personal background,…