The house maid, Maria, had been with the couple for five years, and she knew where every skeleton—and every spare key—was buried. One afternoon, the husband, George, came home early and found Maria leaning against…

An 85-year-old billionaire marries a stunning 22-year-old supermodel. After the ceremony, they check into a luxury penthouse suite. Before heading to the bedroom, the old man stops by the hotel pharmacy and asks for the…

An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman. After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed. His best man, who is also…

My wife asked me to whisper something dirty in her ear last night. So I leaned in and said, “I loaded the dishwasher and I put the Tupperware lids back where they belong.” She gasped,…

A priest and a nun are riding their bicycles along a country road. Suddenly, a massive truck barrels past them, swerves, and knocks the priest’s bike into a ditch. The priest is okay, but his…

A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins. In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying…

One evening, a husband and wife were getting ready for a party. The wife stood in front of the mirror, admiring herself and said proudly,“Honestly, I think I have the best figure in this entire…

So a boyfriend and girlfriend were lying on the couch, cuddling. The girlfriend smiled and said,“Do you love me enough to tell me all your secrets?” The boyfriend hesitated… then nodded.“Okay… but you go first.”…