An elderly couple is celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. Over a romantic dinner, the husband leans in and whispers, "Honey, I have a confession. All these years, I’ve been wondering... out of our seven children,…

A high-strung, "visionary" film director was holding auditions for his next erotic thriller. A gorgeous, aspiring actress walked in, and the director didn't even look up from his kale smoothie. "Listen, darling," he barked. "This…

Professor Miller, a renowned expert in Thermodynamics, was notorious for his dry, academic approach to everything in life. One evening, his wife decided to test if his "laws of heat transfer" applied outside the classroom.…

A surgeon was complaining about his hands cramping after a long procedure in the Operating Theater. He turned to his favorite scrub nurse and asked, "Brenda, do you think you could help me relieve some…

Brady and Lizzie had been dating for a few months, and things were finally starting to heat up. Brady, a massive football fanatic, tended to let his sports metaphors bleed into every aspect of his…

Father O'Malley was walking down the street one sunny afternoon when he noticed young Timothy, a local parishioner, sitting on the curb looking absolutely dejected. "What's the matter, Timothy?" the priest asked, resting a hand…

A guy is lying in bed with his girlfriend after a particularly "athletic" session. He’s feeling pretty proud of himself, puffing out his chest, and decides he wants a little ego boost. "So," he whispers,…

At a quiet monastery, a group of nuns gathered to discuss their “future security plans.” With times changing, they decided they needed to be a little more… practical. One nun whispered, “We’ve devoted our lives…