Professor Miller, a renowned expert in Thermodynamics, was notorious for his dry, academic approach to everything in life. One evening, his wife decided to test if his “laws of heat transfer” applied outside the classroom.
She walked into his study wearing nothing but a pair of reading glasses and a sultry smile.
“Theoretically speaking, Professor,” she whispered, leaning over his desk, “how would you handle a system that is rapidly reaching its boiling point?”
Miller looked up from his grading, adjusted his own glasses, and didn’t miss a beat.
“Well, my dear,” he replied, sliding his chair back. “In cases of extreme thermal expansion, standard procedure dictates we move from the theoretical to the experimental phase immediately. However, I must warn you…”
“Warn me about what?” she purred.
“According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics,” he grinned, “the entropy of this room is about to increase significantly, and I have no intention of keeping things orderly.”
