An Australian grandfather was proudly telling his mates at a barbecue,
“After 52 years of marriage, I finally won an argument with my wife!”
His friends gasped.
“No way! What happened?”
He grinned and said,
“She asked, ‘Do I look older than my sister?’ I answered, ‘No… your sister looks older.'”
The mates cheered.
Just then, the grandmother walked over, smiled sweetly, and asked,
“Darling… what are you laughing about?”
Grandpa replied,
“Nothing, love. Just telling the boys how lucky I am.”
One friend whispered,
“I thought you said you finally won an argument?”
Grandpa sighed,
“I did… for exactly 12 seconds. That’s still my personal best.” 😄
