“Your five children have turned the house into a zoo. One is crying, one is painting the dog, one flushed my car keys down the toilet, another is feeding cereal to the goldfish, and the baby just learned how to scream in surround sound!”

The husband smiled proudly and replied,

“That’s wonderful! Big families are a blessing. We should have even more children!”

The wife stared at him for a second, tossed him the laundry basket, handed him the crying baby, pointed at the overflowing sink, and said,

“Perfect. As soon as you can correctly name all five kids without guessing… we’ll discuss number six.”

The husband looked around the room and shouted,

“Hey… whichever one belongs to me, come here!” 😄