A nervous tourist wandered into a famous red-light district and stopped outside a brightly lit building.
A glamorous woman smiled and asked, “Looking for some company?”
The tourist gulped and asked, “How much?”
“$200.”
“Wow! That’s expensive!”
The woman pointed across the street and said, “See that old fellow sitting on the bench?”
The tourist nodded.
She smiled. “He came here 30 years ago and said exactly the same thing. He’s still comparing prices.”
The tourist looked at the old man and asked, “Is that true?”
The old fellow sighed and replied,
“Son, at this point I’m not comparing prices anymore… I’m waiting for a clearance sale.” 😂😂😂
