The night before their family vacation, Dad proudly announced:
“Nobody packs smarter than me. I can fit an entire week’s clothes into one small suitcase!”
Mom rolled her eyes.
“Last year you packed so efficiently that you forgot all your underwear.”
The kids burst out laughing.
Trying to defend himself, Dad said,
“That was one time!”
Their teenage daughter chimed in:
“No, Dad. That was three vacations in a row.”
The younger son added:
“And every time you bought new underwear at the hotel gift shop!”
Mom smiled and said,
“Your father is probably the only man in America whose vacation budget has a separate category called ‘Emergency Underwear Purchases.'”
Everyone laughed.
Dad crossed his arms.
“Fine. This year I’ll prove I’m organized.”
The next morning, the family arrived at the airport.
Mom asked, “Did everyone bring their passports?”
The kids showed theirs.
Mom showed hers.
Dad suddenly turned pale.
“Uh…”
The family stared at him.
“Don’t tell me…” Mom sighed.
Dad nodded.
“I packed seven days of underwear.”
“And?”
“I forgot my passport.”
The kids laughed so hard they nearly fell over.
The son wiped tears from his eyes and said:
“Dad, maybe next year just wear the passport and pack the underwear around it!”😂
