A coal miner worked deep underground for months at a time and only got to visit home twice a year.
Every time he came back, his wife looked happier than a lottery winner and dragged him straight to the bedroom before he could even unpack.
One evening, after another exhausting “welcome home,” the miner collapsed into bed gasping for air.
His wife smiled and whispered,
“Darling… how do you still have this much energy after working in a mine all day?”
The miner grinned and said,
“Easy, sweetheart… underground, I spend all day digging holes.”
He winked and added:
“But up here… I finally get to strike gold.”🤣😂
