A sharp-talking lawyer married a glamorous woman who had already divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she leaned close, smiled sweetly, and whispered,
“Please be gentle with me… I’m still a virgin.”

The lawyer nearly fell off the bed.
“Hold on,” he said. “You’ve been married TEN times. How is that even possible?”

She sighed dramatically.

“Husband #1 was a salesman. He kept bragging about how amazing it was going to be… but never actually delivered.”

“Husband #2 worked in IT. He said he’d troubleshoot the issue and get back to me.”

“Husband #3 was in maintenance. He inspected everything, nodded seriously… then said the equipment wasn’t responding.”

“Husband #4 worked in telemarketing. He kept promising satisfaction within 7–10 business days.”

“Husband #5 was an engineer. He wanted blueprints, testing phases, and a three-year feasibility study.”

“Husband #6 was in finance. He said the transaction looked risky and needed approval from upper management.”

“Husband #7 was a motivational speaker. He gave me a two-hour pep talk and a standing ovation.”

“Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was discuss my feelings.”

“Husband #9 was a gynecologist. He just stared at it professionally.”

“Husband #10 was a stamp collector…”
She paused, stared wistfully into the distance, and sighed,
“God, I really miss him…”

The lawyer laughed nervously.
“Well… now that you married me, why are you suddenly so excited?”

She grinned wickedly and pulled him closer.

“Because you’re a lawyer…”

“Which means this is the first time I’m absolutely certain…”

“…I’m about to get billed for every single minute.”🤣😂