A young man walked into a church and spotted a stunning young nun arranging candles near the altar.
Trying to impress her, he whispered, “Sister… be honest… have you ever been tempted by romance?”
The nun smiled politely.
“Of course. We’re human too.”
The man grinned. “So what do you do when temptation gets really strong?”
She leaned closer and softly replied:
“We pray very hard…”
The man swallowed nervously. “And if praying doesn’t work?”
The nun smiled again.
“Then we avoid handsome men who ask too many questions in church.”😂🤣
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The Midnight Confession
Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Agnes, were driving back to the convent late one night when a vampire suddenly jumped onto the hood of their car.
Sister Mary screamed, “Quick! Show him your cross!”
Panicking, Sister Agnes rolled down the window, leaned out, and yelled:
“Get off the car before I smash your ugly face in!”😂🤣
