A seriously overweight guy was sprawled across his couch one night, demolishing chips while watching late-night TV, when a flashy commercial caught his attention:
“Guaranteed! Lose 10 pounds in just ONE week!”
The guy laughed, wiped cheese dust off his shirt, and thought, What the heck… why not? So he signed up.
The very next morning, his doorbell rang.
Standing outside was the most stunning woman he had ever seen — long legs, gorgeous smile, wearing nothing but a tiny pair of running shoes and a sign hanging around her neck that read:
“If you catch me… you can have me.”
Before he could even speak, she turned and sprinted down the street.
The guy took off after her like his life depended on it.
He puffed, sweated, wheezed, and nearly passed out trying to catch her… but he never did.
This went on every morning for a week.
By the end of it?
He had lost 10 pounds.
Completely thrilled, he immediately upgraded to the 15-pound program.
The next morning, an even more breathtaking woman appeared at his door — taller, sexier, and somehow wearing even less.
Same sign.
Same challenge.
This time, he chased her harder than ever. By the end of the week, he could almost touch her.
And just like promised…
He dropped another 15 pounds.
Now totally obsessed, he decided to go all in and signed up for the company’s legendary “Ultimate Extreme Program.”
Before joining, he had to sign a waiver filled with warnings about “psychological intensity” and “extreme motivation tactics.”
Still, he signed it.
The next morning, he confidently opened his front door…
…and nearly died on the spot.
Standing there was a gigantic 300-pound bodybuilder with bulging muscles, hairy chest, tiny running shoes, and a sign around his neck that read:
“If I catch you… YOU’RE MINE.”
The company promised he’d lose 25 pounds that week.
He lost 34.😂🤣
