A woman from Montana goes to her doctor, concerned about her husband’s lack of interest in… well, anything romantic.
The doctor asks, “Have you tried Viagra?”
She shakes her head. “Not a chance. He won’t even take aspirin.”
The doctor smiles. “No problem. Just give him some Montana Viagra.”
She frowns. “Montana Viagra?”
“Simple,” he says. “Crush the pill, slip it into his coffee. He won’t taste a thing.”
A week later, she calls the doctor in a panic.
“Oh my Lord… it was terrible! Just terrible!”
The doctor is alarmed. “What happened?!”
“I did exactly what you said,” she says. “The moment he took a sip… he jumped up like a rocket! His eyes were blazing!”
“Oh?” the doctor leans in.
“He swept everything off the table, ripped my clothes off, and took me right there on the spot!”
The doctor pauses. “Well… that doesn’t sound so bad?”
She sighs. “Are you kidding? That was the best thing that’s happened in 25 years!”
“…So what’s the problem?”
She groans:
“I can never go back to Starbucks again.” 😄
