A goldsmith was showing his girlfriend his latest custom ring design.
“It’s 24K gold,” he said proudly. “Pure. Flawless. Top-tier quality.”
She raised an eyebrow and smirked, “Impressive… but is everything you offer 24K?”
He laughed, “Of course! I don’t deal in anything less.”
Later that night, things got cozy… but about two minutes in, he suddenly rolled over, exhausted.
She stared at him and said, “Hmm… this feels more like gold-plated.”
He gasped, “Hey! That was premium craftsmanship!”
She grabbed her phone and said, “Relax, babe… I’m just leaving a review:
‘Great shine, beautiful design… but durability needs improvement.’”
