A pro wrestler husband and wife were lying in bed after a long day at the arena.
The wife smirked and said,
“Tonight, I want you to treat me like your toughest opponent.”
The husband cracked his knuckles and replied,
“Oh yeah?”
She whispered,
“Talk dirty… make it intense… really work for the win.”
So he climbed onto the bed, pointed dramatically at the ceiling fan, and shouted:
“LISTEN HERE, BROTHER — THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL… AND THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO TAGGING OUT!”
She rolled her eyes.
“That’s your idea of sexy?”
He flexed proudly and said,
“Baby, ten thousand fans once screamed when I took off this robe.”
She looked him up and down and replied,
“Yeah… probably because they thought the circus was in town.”
