An insurance agent was sitting at his desk when a woman in a stunning red shirt walked in, confidently adjusting her sunglasses.
“Hi,” she said with a smile. “I’m here to talk about… coverage.”
The agent straightened his tie instantly. “Of course, ma’am. We specialize in full protection.”
She leaned slightly over the desk. “Tell me… how comprehensive is your policy?”
The agent gulped. “Well… it covers fire, theft, accidents… and sometimes… unexpected risks.”
She smirked. “What about… emotional damage?”
He paused, then smiled back. “That depends… are you planning to cause it?”
She winked. “Only if the premium is worth it.”
The agent leaned in just a little and whispered,
“Ma’am… with you, I’d waive the deductible.” 😏
