One Dress, One Church… Total Chaos

A gorgeous blonde walked into a tiny country church one Sunday morning wearing a red dress so tight the old men in the front row suddenly became very interested in religion again. Even the priest…

The Italian Casting Couch Interview

A famous Italian actress was relaxing at a café in Rome when her boyfriend leaned closer and asked,“Be honest, darling… in your early acting days, did you ever face the casting couch?” She sighed dramatically,…

Granddaughter Was Shocked by Grandma’s Boyfriend Calendar

Granddaughter: “Grandma, how many boyfriends did you have when you were young?” Grandma smiled proudly. “Oh darling, in my time relationships were pure, respectful, and meaningful.” Granddaughter: “Wow… so just one?” Grandma: “Well… one for…

The Very Tall Nun and the Hotel Elevator

Sister Beatrice was the tallest nun in Chicago. At six-foot-four, she had accidentally: hit three chandeliers, scared two altar boys, and once dunked a basketball during a church fundraiser while still holding a Bible. One…

The IRS Agent Celebrated… Until He Learned the…

An 82-year-old millionaire walked into the IRS office with his attorney after being told he was selected for a brutal tax audit. The IRS agent smiled smugly. “Sir, we’ll be reviewing every dollar.” The old…

The Most Dangerous Job at the Maternity Ward

Four nervous husbands were sitting in a hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. A nurse walked up to the first man with a huge smile. “Congratulations, sir — you’re the father of…