The Midnight “Emergency”

A married couple was asleep when the wife suddenly nudged her husband at 2 a.m. and whispered nervously, “Wake up! I think there’s a burglar downstairs!” The husband groaned, rolled over, and muttered,“Call the police.”…

The Lawyer’s Honeymoon Guarantee

A sharp-talking lawyer married a glamorous woman who had already divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she leaned close, smiled sweetly, and whispered,“Please be gentle with me… I’m still a virgin.” The lawyer nearly…

The One-Word Telegram That Saved $499!

A blonde and a redhead owned a little ranch together, and disaster struck when their only bull dropped dead. “We need another bull fast,” the blonde sighed. The redhead checked their cashbox. “We’ve only got…

Buffy Star Dies at 54

Nicholas Brendon’s Nerve Condition Explained — As Buffy Star Dies at 54 Fans around the world were left shocked after the death of Nicholas Brendon, the actor best known for playing Xander Harris in the…

Divorced Barbie Costs HOW Much?!

Ralph was racing home from work when he suddenly remembered—it was his daughter’s birthday… and he hadn’t bought her a present. Panicking, he swerved into the nearest mall, sprinted into a toy store, and breathlessly…

The Priest Who Forgot the Prayer

A stunning young woman walked into the church confessional late one evening. The old priest sighed softly and slid open the little window. “Forgive me, Father,” she whispered, “for I have sinned.” The priest nodded…

Grandpa’s “Secret Retirement Plan”

A 72-year-old grandfather started dating a glamorous woman from his dance class.Every Friday night, he’d put on cologne, wear a bright red shirt, and tell his kids: “I’m going to the library. Very educational.” One…