Career Planning Gone Wild

Jake asked his girlfriend Mia,“So babe, what’s your long-term career goal?” Mia smiled and said,“I want a job where I can travel, wear expensive clothes, meet powerful men, and make people jealous.” Jake winked and…

The Priest, the Nun… and the Church Basement…

Father Michael noticed that Sister Agnes kept disappearing every evening after dinner at the old church rectory. One night, curiosity finally got the better of him. He quietly followed her down the hallway… past the…

The Aging Senator, the Champagne Blonde, and the…

A senior American politician in his seventies was famous for two things:giving long speeches… and standing suspiciously close to young women at party events. At one glamorous fundraiser, he spotted a stunning young blonde volunteer…

The Wrestler Husband Thought He Was the King…

A pro wrestler husband and wife were lying in bed after a long day at the arena. The wife smirked and said,“Tonight, I want you to treat me like your toughest opponent.” The husband cracked…

One Question Exposed the Husband Completely

Wife: “If I died, would you remarry?” Husband: “Probably… eventually.” Wife: “Would she sleep in our bed?” Husband: “Well… it’s a good bed.” Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs too?” Husband: “No.” Wife: “Aww,…