All the organs in the body gathered for an emergency meeting.The mission? Decide once and for all who deserved to be the boss. The Brain stood up first, looking smug. “Obviously, I should be in…

A 92-year-old man strutted into his doctor’s office for his annual checkup looking happier than a lottery winner. The doctor examined him and said, “Well, you seem to be in excellent spirits today.” The old…

A classy grandmother walked into a fishing tackle shop looking for the perfect birthday gift for her grandson. Problem was… she didn’t know the difference between a fishing rod and a broomstick. So she grabbed…

A man on a bus sat beside a beautiful young nun and tried to impress her. “Sister,” he whispered, “you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.” The nun smiled politely. “Thank you, but…

A married businessman had been secretly fooling around with his gorgeous young secretary for months. One Friday afternoon, the flirting got a little too intense in the office break room… and before long, they rushed…

A seriously overweight guy was sprawled across his couch one night, demolishing chips while watching late-night TV, when a flashy commercial caught his attention: “Guaranteed! Lose 10 pounds in just ONE week!” The guy laughed,…

At school, Little Brady’s classmate tells him that most grown-ups are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s super easy to scare them by simply saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Brady thinks…

A guy was sitting in a bar looking completely miserable when his friend asked, “What happened to you?” He sighed and said, “That’s it. My marriage is over. I’m getting divorced.” “Divorced?!” his friend asked.…