A man and his wife were cruising down the highway when flashing lights suddenly appeared in the rear view mirror.
“Uh-oh,” the husband muttered as he pulled over.
The patrol officer walked up to the window and said,
“Sir, I’m issuing you two tickets. One for speeding, and another for not wearing your seat belt.”
The husband immediately protested.
“That’s not true, Officer! I was wearing my seat belt the whole time. I only loosened it when you walked up to the car.”
The officer raised an eyebrow and turned to the wife.
“Ma’am, is that correct? Was your husband wearing his seat belt?”
The wife sighed, looked at the officer, then at her husband, and said:
“Officer, I’ve been married to him for 25 years…”
She paused dramatically.
“…and I learned a long time ago never to argue with him when he’s drunk.”😆🍻🚔
