After 30 years of marriage, a wife finally asked her husband:
“Why do we always keep the lights off in the bedroom?”
The husband nervously laughed it off like he always did.
Truth was… for three decades, he’d secretly been using a giant rubber toy because he was terrified he couldn’t satisfy her himself.
But one night, curiosity got the better of her.
Right in the middle of things, she suddenly reached over…
CLICK! — the lights came on.
She stared in horror at what was in his hands.
“You lying jerk!” she screamed. “Explain THAT thing right now!”
The husband froze for two seconds… then pointed at their three grown children in the family photo on the dresser.
“Fine,” he said.
“Then you explain THEM.”
