Ralph was racing home from work when he suddenly remembered—it was his daughter’s birthday… and he hadn’t bought her a present.
Panicking, he swerved into the nearest mall, sprinted into a toy store, and breathlessly asked the saleslady:
“Quick! How much is that Barbie in the window?”
The saleslady gave him a slow, slightly smug smile.
“Which Barbie?”
She pointed toward the shelf.
“We’ve got Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95… Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95… Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95… Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95…”
Then she lowered her voice dramatically.
“…and Divorced Barbie for $265.”
Ralph nearly choked.
“Two hundred and sixty-five dollars?! Why on earth is Divorced Barbie so expensive?”
The saleslady smirked and replied:
“Because Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house… Ken’s car… Ken’s boat… Ken’s furniture…”
She paused for effect.
“…and half of Ken’s retirement account.”😂🤣
