A man on a bus sat beside a beautiful young nun and tried to impress her.
“Sister,” he whispered, “you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”
The nun smiled politely. “Thank you, but my heart belongs to God.”
The man sighed. The bus driver overheard and said, “Buddy, if you want to win her over, try being honest.”
So the man turned back to the nun and said, “Sister, honestly… I’m a terrible sinner.”
The nun smiled and replied, “Perfect. My stop is the church. Confession starts in ten minutes.”😂🤣
