An 85-year-old former “professional companion” was sitting on a park bench, watching couples walk by, when a young man sat next to her and joked, “Ma’am, you look like you’ve lived quite a life.”

She smiled, adjusted her glasses, and said, “Oh honey… in my prime, men used to line up around the block for me.”

The young man laughed, “Seriously? What was your secret?”

She leaned in and whispered,

“Back then… I had energy.”

He grinned, “And now?”

She sighed, looked into the distance, and said,

“Now I just tell the stories… and honestly, they still get more attention than you do.” 😏😂