A farmer bought a new bull after reading reviews online—“High performance, extremely active, never quits.”
His wife raised an eyebrow. “Sounds like someone else I know should take notes…”
Next morning, the bull jumps the fence and starts “visiting” every cow in sight—nonstop.
The farmer watches in shock. “That’s… impressive.”
His wife smirks, nudging him. “See? That bull understands commitment.”
Farmer sighs, walks over to check the tag on the bull’s ear…
Comes back grinning.
“What?” she asks.
He shrugs, dead serious:
“Turns out… he’s not tied down either.” 😏
