A struggling drama actress finally lands a private audition with a famous director known for his… “unconventional casting process.”
She walks in, confident and poised.
The director leans back and says, “So… how far are you willing to go for this role?”
She smiles sweetly. “Sir, I trained in method acting. I become the character.”
He raises an eyebrow. “Impressive. This role requires passion, chemistry… and commitment.”
She steps closer, looks him dead in the eye, and whispers:
“Great. Then let’s start with you becoming a professional… and me getting the role without the nonsense.”
The director clears his throat, suddenly nervous. “Uh… bold choice.”
She grabs her script, heads for the door, and adds:
“Don’t worry… I only do drama on screen — not in real life.” 😏
