A couple was lying in bed, both scrolling their phones in silence.
The wife suddenly says, “You know… we barely talk anymore.”

The husband nods, not looking up. “Yeah… buffering issues.”

She sighs, turns toward him, and whispers, “Maybe we need more connection.”

He smirks. “I’ve been trying… but you keep changing the password.”

She raises an eyebrow. “Oh really? And what password are you entering?”

He grins: “Same one since 2015… ‘LetMeIn123’.”

She rolls her eyes and pulls the blanket closer.

“Wrong password,” she says. “It’s been updated to… ‘ProveItFirst!’” 😏