A cab driver picks up a nun… but can’t stop sneaking glances at her in the mirror.

Finally, she smiles and asks, “My son, why do you keep staring?”

He hesitates. “I have a question… but I don’t want to offend you.”

She chuckles. “Trust me, at my age and in my vocation, there’s nothing left to shock me.”

He blurts out, “I’ve always had a fantasy… to have a nun kiss me.”

She pauses… then says, “Well… there are conditions. You must be single… and Catholic.”

The driver lights up. “Yes! I’m both!”

She nods. “Turn into that alley.”

Moments later… his fantasy comes true.

They drive off… but suddenly, the man starts crying.

The nun asks gently, “Why the tears, my child?”

He sniffles, “I lied… I’m married… and I’m Jewish.”

The nun smiles calmly and says…

“That’s okay… my name is Steve… and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.” 🎭😂