A street-smart woman decided she was tired of just getting by.
“I want to earn more,” she said. “Not just a little more… a LOT more.”
So she upgraded everything—better clothes, better location, better attitude.
Business started booming.
One evening, a wealthy-looking businessman approached her and asked,
“How much for the whole night?”
She smiled confidently. “$500.”
He nodded… but then leaned in and said,
“I’ll give you $5,000… if you can convince my wife you’re my financial advisor and explain where all this money is going.”
She paused.
Looked at him.
Looked at his expensive watch.
Then said,
“Sir… for $10,000, I’ll convince your wife I’m your marriage counselor…
and YOU’RE the one who needs fixing.”
