A waitress had just finished a long, exhausting shift when her boyfriend walked into the diner and slid into a booth with a grin.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You picked the worst time—I’m dead tired.”
He smiled and replied, “Perfect. That means you won’t argue with me tonight.”
She crossed her arms. “Oh really? And what exactly do you have planned?”
He leaned in and said, “I want the full service… attention, affection… and maybe something extra spicy.”
She smirked, grabbed her notepad, and started writing.
“Alright,” she said. “That’ll be one plate of reality, a side of patience, and for dessert… you doing the dishes when we get home.”
He blinked. “Wait… what?”
She tore off the paper, handed it to him, and winked:
“Relax, baby… you said you wanted the full experience.”😂
