A husband comes home early one afternoon and finds his house spotless—floors shining, dishes done, laundry folded perfectly.
He’s stunned.
“Wow,” he says, “what got into you today?”
His wife smiles sweetly and says, “Well, I read somewhere that doing something unexpected keeps the spark alive.”
The husband grins. “I like where this is going…”
She leans in, lowers her voice, and whispers:
“Good… because tonight, I’m not cooking either.” 😏
