An old married couple, both well into their 80s, decided one night,
“Why not relive the old days?”
The husband smiled and said, “Tonight… we go all the way.”
The wife adjusted her glasses and replied, “Alright… but let’s take it slow. VERY slow.”
So they got into bed, turned off the lights… and just lay there.
After about 10 minutes, the husband whispered,
“Are we… doing it yet?”
The wife sighed and said,
“I thought you started!”
Another 5 minutes passed.
Finally, the husband groaned,
“Listen… at our age, maybe we should just think about it… and call it cardio.”
The wife chuckled and said,
“Good idea… because if this turns into actual movement, we’ll both need an ambulance.”
They both laughed… rolled over… and fell asleep.
Next morning, the husband proudly said,
“Best night we’ve had in years!”
The wife nodded,
“Yes… zero effort, zero risk… and we both survived.” 😄
