A priest and a nun were out golfing together.

On the first hole, the priest swings… and completely misses.

“Damn it, I missed!” he mutters.

The nun gently says, “Father, please watch your language.”

On the next hole, he swings again… and misses again.

“Damn it, I missed!”

The nun looks a bit more concerned. “Father, really, you shouldn’t speak like that.”

Third hole… same thing.

“Damn it, I missed!”

The nun raises her eyes to the sky and says, “Lord, if he keeps using that language, please punish him.”

Suddenly, lightning strikes—and hits the nun!

A voice from above booms:
“Damn it… I missed.” 😄

Zane Mercer

Zane Mercer is a storyteller who turns everyday moments into unforgettable, viral narratives. With a sharp eye for emotion and twists, he brings real-life stories to life in ways that stay with you long after they’re told.